The news that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have filed for divorce after only 72 days of marriage setup lots of jokes for the the late-night hosts on Monday night, as you might expect. Check out the top jokes from The Tonight Show host Jay Leno:
1. “To their credit, they did try 20 minutes of counseling. It just didn’t work.”
2. “The bad news is that Kim Kardashian and her husband, Kris Humphries, are divorcing after just 72 days of marriage. Sad. But the good news: Kim says this is the divorce that she has dreamed about since she was 10. The greatest divorce ever. …
3. “Seventy-two days! When did they start having problems? You know what most celebrities call it when you”re off the market for 72 days, then back on again … Rehab. …
4. “Here’s the awkward part: Their wedding pictures aren”t even back until tomorrow
5. “The family is starting to speak out; Kim”s stepfather, Bruce Jenner, has commented on the divorce. He said the key to these things is to put on a brave face, and he”s asked his doctor to give him one.”
6. The rumors are that Kim Kardashian is furious about the media coverage suggesting that the wedding was a sham. She said she really wanted it to work and that she really loved ”what”s his name” — the tall guy…
7 “California passed a new law today. There is now a five-day waiting period before Kim Kardashian can get married again.The Late Show host David Letterman: “They started bickering at the altar — now they’re fighting over custody of the cake.”
